100 Worst Fantasy Football Team Names: 2023 The Hall of Shame’s Edition

Today, you will find our collection of the 100 worst fantasy football team names, grouped by themes! These team names are intentionally terrible and may not be suitable for all audiences. 

From failed puns to inappropriate humor, we’ve got a wide variety of cringe-worthy options that you should probably avoid using for your own team. 

However, if you’re looking for a good laugh or a lighthearted way to poke fun at the genre, you’ve come to the right place. Just remember to always consider your audience and use discretion when choosing a team name. 

Enjoy!

Puns Gone Wrong

These team names are an attempt at wordplay that didn’t quite hit the mark. They combine the names of football players or other football-related terms with phrases or ideas in ways that may be confusing or forced, resulting in puns that fall flat.

1. The Misfit Gronks
2. The Un-Beckhams
3. The Agholocaust
4. The Kaepernicks of Time
5. The Forgetting Brandon Marshalls
6. The Vicarious Lambs
7. The Inglorious Bradfords
8. The Brady Gaga
9. The Fournetteflix and Chill
10. The Wentz Upon a Time
11. The Kittle Corn
12. The Le’Veon La Vida Loca
13. The Goffensive Line
14. The Kamara Shy
15. The Luckness Monster
16. The Mixon Impossible

Offensive or Politically Incorrect

These team names are controversial, offensive, or in poor taste, as they touch on sensitive topics like race, politics, or social issues. 

They may be considered inappropriate or disrespectful and are likely to provoke strong reactions from others in your league.

17. The Touchdown Syndrome
18. The Ethnic Cleansers
19. The Suspicious Packages
20. The Border Wall Builders
21. The Racial Drafters
22. The Domestic Blitzers
23. The Dictatorship of Points
24. The Offensive Linemen
25. The Steroid Shooters
26. The Bribe Takers

Toilet Humor

These team names are based on bathroom-related humor, ranging from the mildly crude to the downright gross. 

They may appeal to those with a more juvenile sense of humor, but could be considered distasteful or off-putting to others.

27. The Farting Ferrets
28. The Pooping Punters
29. The Diarrhea Dancers
30. The Crapping Crusaders
31. The Toilet Bowl Titans
32. The Constipated Conquerors
33. The Turd Touchdowns
34. The Urinal Cake Eaters
35. The Septic Tank Swimmers
36. The Skidmark Scorers

Random and Absurd

These team names are bizarre, nonsensical, or just plain weird. They include references to unlikely animals, objects, or situations that have nothing to do with football or sports in general. 

While they may be amusing to some, they could also be seen as overly silly or irrelevant.

37. The Lactose Intolerant Llamas
38. The One-Legged Unicorns
39. The Overweight Narwhals
40. The Undercooked Chicken Wings
41. The Confused Chinchillas
42. The Inebriated Sea Cucumbers
43. The Aggressive Avocado Toasts
44. The Blindfolded Squirrels
45. The Anxious Astronauts
46. The Malfunctioning Microwaves
47. The Flammable Flamingos
48. The Radioactive Jellybeans
49. The Peculiar Penguins
50. The Disgruntled Dry Cleaners
51. The Left-Handed Lobsters

Pop Culture Mishaps

These team names attempt to incorporate references to movies, TV shows, music, or other elements of popular culture. 

However, the mash-ups miss the mark, often resulting in confusing or cringe-worthy combinations that don’t quite work.

52. The Jedi Janitors
53. The Kardashian Kickers
54. The SpongeBob SquarePantsless
55. The Batman and Rubbish
56. The Justin Bieber Brawlers
57. The Daenerys Targaryen’s Beagles
58. The Crouching Tiger Hidden Foot
59. The Miley Cyrus Virus
60. The Twilight Breaking Wind
61. The Avengers: Age of Ugh-tron
62. The Lord of the Tight Ends
63. The Fast and the Curious
64. The Hangover IV: Game Day
65. The Fifty Shades of Clay
66. The Harry Potter and the Half-Point Losers

Poorly Thought-out Mascots

These team names feature mascots or characters that are uninspired, undesirable, or just plain unappealing. 

They may evoke feelings of pity, annoyance, or disgust, rather than the sense of pride or camaraderie that a good team name should inspire.

67. The Fumbling Fleas
68. The Wimpy Walruses
69. The Broken Broomsticks
70. The Depressed Dodos
71. The Sad Sausages
72. The Burnt Toasts
73. The Roadkill Racers
74. The Disorganized Desks
75. The Miserable Mosquitoes
76. The Bumbling Bumblebees

The Negative Connotations

These team names have a decidedly pessimistic or self-deprecating tone. 

They focus on failure, defeat, or other negative aspects of the game, setting a tone of low expectations and disappointment for the team.

77. The Pathetic Punters
78. The Loser Linebackers
79. The Defeated Defenders
80. The Fail-tastic Four
81. The Sad Sacks
82. The Mediocre Men
83. The Bottom of the Barrel
84. The Hopeless Hail Marys
85. The Terrible Touchdowns
86. The Dreadful Drafters

Just Plain Lazy

These team names suggest a lack of effort or enthusiasm, either in their creation or in the team’s overall approach to the game. 

They may be uninspired, dull, or simply indifferent, conveying a message of apathy rather than team spirit.

87. The Whatever Warriors
88. The Meh Maulers
89. The Yawn Yard Gainers
90. The Snooze Scrimmagers
91. The Couch Potatoes
92. The Blah Blitzers
93. The Procrastinating Players
94. The Indifferent Interceptors
95. The Apathetic Athletes
96. The Lackadaisical Linebackers

Unintentionally Inappropriate

These team names might seem innocent at first glance, but upon closer examination, they reveal unintended innuendos or double meanings. 

They may cause awkwardness or embarrassment, particularly in mixed company or more conservative settings.

97. The Third and Long Dongs
98. The Penetrating Passers
99. The Sweaty Balls
100. The Moist Men

Your Turn

We hope you enjoyed this entertaining (and intentionally terrible) journey through the 100 worst fantasy football team names. 

We understand that not all of these names will be to everyone’s taste, but we hope they brought a smile to your face, or at the very least, gave you an idea of what not to name your team.

Let’s know which one is your favorite!